The Whistler "Caesar's Wife" (1947-06-02 / 1950-06-04)

The basic setup:  A big-time racketeer with a secret is suspicious of his wife.  I always love this episode for the character dynamics between Gerald Mohr as the racketeer and Willard Waterman as his loyal right-hand man.

1947-06-02 "Caesar's Wife"
Produced by Gordon T. Hughes, music by Wilbur Hatch
Story by David Victor and Herbert Little
Whistler:  Bill Forman / Announcer:  Marvin Miller
Cast (credited):  Gerald Mohr, Barbara Luddy, Willard Waterman
Cast (ear):  Hy Averback as Alan?

1950-06-04 "Caesar's Wife"
Produced and directed by George W. Allen, music by Wilbur Hatch
Story by David Victor and Herbert Little
Whistler:  Bill Forman / Announcer:  Marvin Miller
Cast (credited):  Gerald Mohr, Willard Waterman, Vivi Janiss
Cast (ear):  Wilms Herbert as Solly and Alan

The story:  In Frank Conway's luxurious hotel suite, Frank has his hair trimmed by his personal barber and then shaves himself with an electric razor.  Kirby Morton, Frank's press agent, remarks that Frank is an enigma:  a guy who can swing elections and collect payoffs, but can't stand the sight of blood or the feel of a razor against his face.

Frank is unusually irritable, and Kirby says he's acting like he's got woman trouble.  Frank's wife Gloria interrupts their conversation to tell Frank she's got a lunch date with a female friend.  Soon afterwards, a man arrives to report that he followed Gloria like Frank said, and Gloria is having lunch with a good-looking man.  Frank indicates that he intends to kill the man, and Kirby says wait, they're not sure.  Frank says he'll be sure.

Frank and Kirby go to the restaurant to see for themselves:  the man is good-looking, and the scene appears romantic.  Back at the hotel, Frank taps Gloria's phone.

Kirby tells Frank that Judge Faulkner, recently elected thanks to Frank's finagling, is waiting to see him.  Frank keeps the judge waiting.  Frank's tailor comes in to fit him for a suit, and Frank blows up at the tailor for leaving a pin sticking out of the basted lining.

Frank listens in on a phone conversation between Gloria and the man, Alan.  Gloria says she has the money for him.  Alan says he was thinking of going away this weekend, and Gloria asks him not to.  It means so much to her just to know that he's around.  Alan agrees to stay, and tells her he's been moved to room 1438 of the hotel.  He'll be there until after six, and then he'll go out to dinner.  Gloria says she'll slip away and meet him at the restaurant with the money.

Frank hangs up in a rage, and takes out a gun.  Kirby protests that Frank has never used a gun, that if this thing has to be done Kirby can just drop a word...  Frank refuses to listen.  Frank admits Judge Faulker, who has dropped by to thank him for the way everything worked out.  Frank tells the judge just how he can show his appreciation.  They'll have dinner together at the judge's home tonight, at six.  He's going to be late—but as far as Judge Faulkner and his wife are concerned, Frank arrived at six sharp and stayed all evening.

His alibi thus arranged, Frank goes to room 1438 a little before six and shoots Alan.  The wine glass in Alan's hand shatters when he falls, and a shard of glass cuts Frank's hand.  Frank notices the blood with horror.  This was the secret behind his strange fears, the reason he's always had things done smoothly and avoided violence:  hemophilia.  He'll bleed to death!

The twist:  An hour later, Frank's personal physician tells Frank to relax, they just have to wait.  He explains that Frank has a very unusual blood type, and needs a special type of blood for a transfusion.  The doctor and Gloria knew that if they had to find it in a hurry, they'd never have a chance.  Yes, Gloria knows.  It was she who...  The doctor takes a phone call, and then gives Frank the bad news.  The man Gloria hired just to be near Frank, the man with the rare blood needed to save Frank's life, is dead.  They've just found him murdered in his room, room 1438.

Comparison:

This is one of my favorite Whistler episodes, and it's tough to decide which version I prefer!  The ending of the second act is much improved in '50:  it's smoother and more dramatic for Frank to notice the blood on his hand immediately, so that the act ends on a cliffhanger in the murder room, rather than pausing the action and having Frank notice the blood as he presses the elevator button a few minutes later.

On the other hand, I think '47 is a stronger episode overall, because the first act narration in '50 is weaker.  Compare the openings of the two episodes:

(1947)  It made a strange picture that morning:  Frank Conway standing in front of the mirror in his luxurious hotel suite.  Strange because Joe, his personal barber, who had just finished trimming his hair now, did nothing but stand there behind holding a towel, watching as Conway shaved himself with an electric razor; wondering what to do with his hands; feeling as awkward and helpless on this occasion as on every one of the many other Monday morning routines.  The weekly command performance at eight o'clock sharp in Conway's suite.  Kirby Morton, the other man in the room, was more relaxed.  After many years with Conway he'd learned to accept anything.

(1950)  They were starting the day, the three of them.  Just as they had begun every Monday morning for as long as any of them could remember.  But that was because none of them had any premonition of what was going to happen in the next twenty-four hours.  Frank Conway, the Caesar of the rackets, was standing in front of the mirror in his luxurious hotel suite.  Joe, his personal barber, who had just finished trimming his hair, did nothing but stand there behind him holding a towel.  He watched as Frank Conway shaved himself with an electric razor.  Joe was wondering what to do with his hands, feeling as awkward and helpless on this occasion as he did on many other Monday morning routines.  The weekly command performance at eight o'clock sharp in Conway's suite.  Kirby Morton, the other man in the room, was more relaxed.  After many years with Conway he'd learned to accept anything.

And again in the Whistler's second speech (underlined text is heard only in 1950):

You have a right to be irritated with Kirby, haven't you, Frank?  Yes.  In the years he has served you he certainly should have learned that your strange fear of sharp objects, of things that cut and scratch, is something no one asks about ever.  The big secret, the thing that makes you a walking question mark, belongs to you—and only one other man in the world.  A secret terror other people will learn about within twenty-four hours, but, you have no way of knowing that, Frank.  A few minutes later as you and Kirby are about to settle down to work he gets on another subject just as irritating.

In '50, the Whistler tells the audience things that we don't need to be told.  We understand that Frank is the Caesar of the rackets from the episode title and from his discussion of the quotation, the narration doesn't need to spell it out immediately.  And I don't even want to be told that something is going to happen within twenty-four hours!  Something's going to happen sometime or there wouldn't be a story; it's more suspenseful to have to wait and see how this strange situation is going to play out.

These two points are the most significant differences between the two scripts.  Of the other minor changes, I want to call attention to one short line in '47 that is not heard in '50:

FRANK.
What makes you think I'm nervous, Kirby?

KIRBY (1947).
I don't know.  Woman's intuition, maybe.  Just got the idea from the way you talked to Judge Faulkner yesterday.

KIRBY (1950).
Oh, I don't know.  I just got the idea from the way you talked to Judge Faulkner yesterday.

A man claiming to have woman's intuition?  There might be a little subtext there about Kirby's relationship with Frank!  See also, for instance, the "woman's intuition" line in North By Northwest (1959), which was reportedly added to the script after Martin Landau made the decision to play his character as gay and in love with his boss.

Further notes/commentary:

1947-06-02 "Caesar's Wife" is the first credited appearance of Willard Waterman on The Whistler.  The word with in the end credits—"Featured in our cast were Gerald Mohr and Barbara Luddy, with Willard Waterman"—is unusual.  At this period the program only credited the leading actors, which often meant naming only the male and female leads.  The "with Willard Waterman" here seems to acknowledge how important his supporting character is to the story!  For the 1950 production, which still doesn't have full cast credits, he's moved up to second billing:  "Featured in our cast were Bill Forman, Gerald Mohr, Willard Waterman and Vivi Janiss."

For me, the Kirby Morton character really makes this story!  I'm always drawn to the tragedy of his trying and failing to save Frank from himself—and his last scenes in particular really drive home that aspect of the drama.

Kirby defies Frank three times in the second act.  He presses him on his reaction to the tailor's pin; he tells him it's foolish to shoot Gloria's lover himself; and he refuses to admit Judge Faulkner while Frank is in his current emotional state.  After Frank admits Faulkner himself and arranges the alibi, Kirby remarks that it's a good thing Frank's making use of Faulkner now, because it won't take long for the people to find out he's a phony.

Frank says, "Now look, Kirby, if you're trying to stop me..."

"No, Frank.  I know better than that.  You've made your decision.  Nothing I can say will stop you now."

Sure enough, this is Kirby's last line in the episode, and from this point on Frank hurries toward his doom.

The quotations:

"Stay me with raisins, comfort me with apples, for I am sick of love" is, as Kirby says, from the Song of Solomon, 2:5.  This exact translation of the line was popular as early as the 1870s; the King James Bible has "Stay me with flagons, comfort me with apples:  for I am sick of love."  Some Biblical commentaries say that the word translated as raisins or flagons was actually a cake of pressed raisins.  "Sick of love" has also been translated as "sick with love," "faint with love," or "lovesick"; the phrase sick of didn't originally have the sense to which Kirby perhaps facetiously applies it.  (In the 1947 episode, Kirby says "stay with me raisins"—presumably a misreading on Waterman's part, but he doesn't let it throw him one bit!)

"Caesar's wife should be above suspicion" is a proverb originating from Plutarch's Lives.  A young man named Publius Clodius was in love with Caesar's wife Pompeia, and snuck into her household during a women-only religious festival in order to seduce her.  Clodius was caught and tried for sacrilege.  "Caesar divorced Pompeia at once, but when he was summoned to testify at the trial, he said he knew nothing about the matters with which Clodius was charged.  His statement appeared strange, and the prosecutor therefore asked, 'Why, then, didst thou divorce thy wife?' 'Because,' said Caesar, 'I thought my wife ought not even to be under suspicion.'"  (tr. Bernadotte Perrin)

"Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's [and unto God the things that are God's]" is from a story related in three books of the New Testament (Matthew 22:21, Mark 12:17, and Luke 20:25).  Jesus is asked whether Jews should pay taxes to the emperor by enemies who hope to trap him into saying no, so that they can hand him over to the authorities; instead, he points out the emperor's head on a coin and gives this famous reply.

Connections/additional listening:

This is the only known Whistler episode by David Victor and Herbert Little Jr.  The two collaborated on scripts for other radio and television programs, including most episodes of Let George Do It between 1948-04-05 and 1949-06-06, after which most episodes were written by David Victor and/or Jackson Gillis.  Victor and Little wrote another, otherwise dissimilar, story about a man with a genetic secret for Let George Do It 1948-09-06 "The Impatient Redhead".

A 1949 Whistler episode by Robert Eisenbach and Jackson Gillis (title/date hidden behind hyperlink to avoid casual spoilers) has essentially the same twist as "Caesar's Wife":  commit the perfect murder because a man's been seeing your wife, only to find out your wife was conspiring with the man to help you, and you've only doomed yourself.